Pocahontas makes a new friend.
Zachary is basically all of us.
why is James Potter proofreading Lucius Malfoy’s paper?
STORY IDEA: YOUR DOOR BELL RINGS AND ITS A PERSON FROM AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE “I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE MY FAVORITE BOOK CHARACTER AND I KNOW HOW IT ENDS AND I WANNA CHANGE IT”
WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO ME
pie eating contest?
nah son free pie
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends
I play the keyboard in a band called The Internet
a new level of white boy
who the fuck is this ‘You’ guy reblogging things exactly the same time as i do. Very sketchy