certains:

stop unfollowing me i have been nothing but gorgeous and hilarious to u all

Lana Del Rey - Diet Mtn Dew (Uncensored Demo)
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littlealleybug:

sexrova:

The uncensored version of Diet Mtn Dew (in my opinion the best version of this song).

(…) Hit me my darling tonight
I don’t know why but I like it
Gotta get back to the wild
Give it up give it up
Live it up live it up (…)

(…) Hurt me and tell me you’re mine
I don’t know why but I like it
Scare me my God you’re divine
Gimme them gimme them
Dope and diamonds (…)

this is the fucking best thing I’ve ever heard I’m crying

gerardzoid:

Im bored no one’s gonna do this but ill draw whoever reblogs this first

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

me: *names first daughter stacy so everyone knows i've got it going on*

meanplastic:

OH MY GOD

When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

theblackfeathergirl:

Current mood: Ryan Evans when he wasn’t allowed to sing HumuHumu

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hybridthry:

wearing all black today to mourn the death of my motivation

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

person: get your license
me: The Road Is A Terrifying Place And I Am Very Afraid To Drive
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