A very accurate representation of Christmas in Ireland
Unbelievable how true this is.
Cant bate a nice tin of USSR biscuits at christmas.
So accurate it hurts.
Puttin’ the papers back in the feckin’ the box, though.
i need some physical affection and 3 bottles of vodka
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THIS EVER
HOW DARE YOU REOPEN THIS WOUND
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
what if squidward was a rapper and after all of his songs he went “squid. word”
Christmas Stuff: Hot Cocoa
How to bring your baby to the cinema:
at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot
things i want to be
- really hot
- not poor
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone